Why, oh why, when I decide to get some sunshine during my exercise expeditions, do I always have to pass by someone who is exhaling cigarette smoke right as I'm taking in a deep breath? It never fails. Here I am, trying to extend and improve my quality of life while someone else, who is mostly like not caring about their own let alone someone elses, blows stupid toxins into my lungs. WHY?! Enough. Smoking = not good for you in any way. I said Good Day!
I have done many-a-embarassing things in my life. Nay, not embarassing, but stupid. Downright stupid. Saturday night topped the list. Haha I can't even stop laughing just thinking about it. But because I'm a great friend and entertainer, I will enlighten you.
I was supposed to be filling my car with gas. Well, I did in fact do that quite successfully. What I failed to do was take out the gas hose before I pulled away. In case you were wondering, the gas hoses are brilliantly designed to pop right off if the right amount of torque is presented. And that it did. Well, notsomuch popped as ripped and made a horrible noise. But it dragged behind my car for maybe 3 seconds before I realized what faux pas I made, where I then quickly got out and ran into the little booth where a girl my age was behind the counter. I think I said something like, "Um I just pulled away with your hose in my car, and I wasn't trying to steal gas. I already paid for it." What the heck?! I. Am. Amazing. You're welcome for being my friend.
I will continue to complain about rowdy, noisy cats until they are all gone from our property. I'm sorry if you're a cat lover and this offends or annoys you. To make it up to ya, when Megan catches a cat (and let there be no doubt that she wil) I will put it in your bedroom for you to be able to understand what it's like to be in my shoes. Mmmkay?
I think Megan's as much of a Cat-Baggin fool as I'll ever be
Hahaha!AZ in less than 17 days, Paramore and No Doubt in less than 2 months, wedding in less than 3. What a life!
Hmmm I think that's it...? For now, if you're lucky.
God bless and Harry Potter for the rest.
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